I would be Lord Dunmore. 

Loyalist: Hi.

Me: Hi

Loyalist: Who are you young boy?

Me: My name is Brenden.

Loyalist: Hi Brenden. I hate those patriots.

Me: SAME! I wish they would of never lived!

Loyalist: Do you want to have coffee with me young gentlemen?

Me: Sure?

Me: When?

Loyalist: How about right now?

Me: K

The end.

I would be Ben Franklin

Me: Hi

Patriot: Hi

Me: What is your name?

Patriot: Ben franklin

Me: Are you a Patriot?

Patriot: Yes.

Patriot: Don't you just hate that British Government?

Me: YES.

Patriot: They think they can just boss us around. Do you want to come over for Tea?

Me: Yes. I will come right know.